KiwiKid [new avatar] asked:


I think she may have misunderstood me when I said I wanted a watch.
I think she may have misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch**

Pd asked:


A girl was visiting her friend who had acquired two new dogs. She asked herwhat their names were.The friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that”?
“Hellooooo,” she answered. “They’re watch dogs!”

Woody asked:


A rich guy in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Black guy in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the rich dude said, “I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in.”

The words were barely out of the rich dude’s mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.

Both Leroy and the gator were screaming. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the bottom like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the rich guy says, “Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.”

“No, that’s okay. I don’t want it.”, said Leroy.

The rich dude said, “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”

“No thanks. I don’t want it,” answered Leroy.

The rich dude said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?”

The Black man said, “No.”

The confused rich guy said, “Well, Leroy, then what do you want?”

Leroy said, “I want the name of the man who pushed me in the pool!”

raiden asked:


Un hombre rico asqueroso de Mississippi decidía que él quiso lanzar un partyand invitó a todos sus compinches y vecinos. Él también invitó a Leroy, el único campesino sureño en la vecindad.
Él llevó a cabo el partido alrededor de la piscina en el patio trasero de su mansión. Leroy tenía un buen rato la consumición, el baile, la consumición del camarón, ostras y el Bbq y ligarse con todas las mujeres.
En la altura del partido, el anfitrión dijo, " Tengo un hombre-eatinggator del 10ft en mi piscina e I' el ll da millón de dólares a cualquier persona que tenga el nervio para saltar in."
¡Las palabras estaban apenas fuera de su boca cuando había un chapoteo ruidoso y de cada una dada vuelta alrededor y consideraron Leroy en la piscina!
¡Leroy luchaba el gator y golpeaba su asno con el pie! Leroy jabbing el gator en los ojos con sus pulgares, sacadores que lanzaban, extremos principales y asimientos de estrangulación, mordiendo el gator en la cola y moviendo de un tirón el gator a través del aire como una cierta clase de instructor del judo.
El agua era de batido y que salpicaba por todas partes. Leroy y el gator gritaban e infierno de aumento. ¡! Finalmente Leroy estranguló el gator y lo dejó flotar a la tapa como un goldfish del almacén de moneda de diez centavos. Leroy entonces subió lentamente fuera de la piscina. Todos acaba de mirar fijamente él en incredulidad.
Finalmente el anfitrión dice, " Bien, Leroy, me cuento le debo millón de dollars."
" No, that' autorización de s. I don' t lo quiere, " Leroy dicho.
El hombre rico dijo, " Hombre, tengo que darle algo. Usted ganó la apuesta. ¿Cómo cerca de medio millón dólares entonces? "
" Ningunas gracias. I don' t lo quiere, " Leroy contestado.
El anfitrión dijo, " Adelantado, insisto en el donante le algo. Eso era asombroso. ¿Cómo sobre una nueva Porsche y Rolex y una cierta opción sobre acciones? "
Leroy dijo otra vez el No.
, El hombre rico pidió, &quot confuso; ¿Bien, Leroy, entonces qué usted quiere? "
Leroy dijo, " Quiero el nombre del sumbitch que me empujó en el pool."

GabrielnTan

byndie1956 asked:


Sumbi*ch
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided
that he wanted to throw a Party & invited
all of his buddies & neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only Black man in
the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting
with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,
‘I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my
pool & I’ll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to
jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash & every-
one turned around & saw Leroy in
the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its
ass! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts & Choke
holds, biting the gator on the
tail & flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy & the gatorFinally Leroy strangled the gator & let
it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slow ly
climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, ‘Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’
‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Leroy.

The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?’

‘No thanks. I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.

The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on
giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some
stock options?’

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?’

Leroy said, ‘I want the name of the
sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!’
Just a joke I heard! Could of been any nationality

John S asked:


(They both come in posh boxes)

opjames asked:


A divorce.

Bagbalm Catdew asked:


Enrich man in Georgia decided, it wants to throw a party and loaded all its friends and neighbours. It demanded also Leroy, the only black chap in the neighbourhood. It held the party around the pool in the backyard of its mansion. Everyone had to drink a good time, dances, eats shrimps, oysters and BBQ and flirts with the women. On the Höhepunkt of the party, which said richly dude: & quot; I have a man 10ft-gator meal in my pool and I give one million dollar f? ? r everyone, have the courage to jump in.& quot; The words hardly were from the rich dude& #39; s mouth, if there were a loud Platsch and everyone turned and Leroy saw into the pool! Leroy was the Bekämpfung gator kicking and its Po! Leroy was jabbing gator in the eyes with its thumb, throws stamping machines, makes all möglichen things such as head and chokeholds cigarette stub, Biting the gator on the tail and reflection gator the Judo Instructor Japanese by air like a kind. That was churning water planschen and ? ? berall. Both Leroy and gator became to cry. Schlie? ? lich Leroy erw? ? rgte gator and lets you it float on the reason like a K-Mart of gold fish. Leroy climbed then slowly from the pool. Everyone was only stared it at Unglauben. Schlie? ? lich is the rich man says: & quot; Well, Leroy, I thereby count, I owe you a million Dollar.& quot; & quot; No that okay. I want nicht.& quot; , Leroy said. The rich dude said, & quot; One, I must give something. Wähle win the bet. As for instance a half million Böcke then? & quot; & quot; No thanks. I did not möchte that es& quot; , Leroy answered. The rich dude said: & quot; Come, I on it insist, give somewhat. That was amazing. How wäre it with a new Porsche and a Rolex and some share options? & quot; The black man said, & quot; Nein& quot; Confused rich chap said: & quot; Well, Leroy, then which you want? & quot; Leroy said: & quot; I möchte that the name of the man pushed, me into the pool! & quot;

KungFu